The Three Pilars of McMurphanity

The Three Pilars of McMurphanian Belief

 

 

1)  Thou shall show care and sacrifice for thy amigos in war and in everyday life.

-Caring and sacrificing for your friends is essiential to our belief.  You must sacrifice in ways the great McMurphy had (But don't die we need all the followers we can get).

 

2)  Thou shall show honor and practice the saying, "Brosith before hoesith."

-Do not fall under the spell of the female specie if it means turning against your brothers for there are "ball-cutters" out there.  Your friends will always be there for you, like McMurphy, while women may come and go (caution: do not risk your marriage by this saying).

 

3)  Challenge the rules of unfair authority to make those rules fair for your friends.  Go into dangerous situations to make authority do the right thing for everyone else.  Be like our McMurphy and challenge the norms.  Go into North Korea and show everyone what living really is if you want, whatever! (McMurphanity is not responsible for any deaths, battles, or possible World War III's).