McMurphanity Commandments

Mark thought of a few commandments for McMurphanity. 

1. As a reminder of the sacrifices the great McMurphy made fighting the combine to free us all, once each year, members of the church must seek out a window of a building that is part of the combine, such as a mental ward or police station, and smash it with their bare hands. Members must accept any medical and legal consequences of this action.

2. As a reminder of the strength the great McMurphy gave to those who once were weak, those seeking membership in the Church of McMurphanity must sacrifice a rabbit, symbolizing the destruction of their weakness. They then must make themselves vomit and eat their own vomit to symbolize their transformation into wolves, fierce, strong, and independent animals that do not give in to the combine like rabbits.

Mark would like to clarify that he does not actually advocate the sacrificing of rabbits. Rabbits are way too cute to be used as sacrifices.